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I also get epiphanies in the shower.
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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Funny story, NIKON P100 & TRIALS, OH SHIT!

Trials start tomorrow!
Good luck cramming, everybody!
And if you didn't cram: SCREW YOU , YOU'RE GONNA DO WELL. *Thumbs up*

So yesterday, instead of staying at home like a good girl & studying, I went out and bought an epic camera. Okay, not as epic as DSLRs, but to me it's pretty damn epic.

Nikon Coolpix P100.
I spent the whole afternoon playing with it.. OTL
I swear, the zoom on this is freaking scary.
I was standing at my window and managed to clearly zoom right into the balcony of the apartment blocks far, far away. [Probs 100 metres? IDK, my estimations are shit.]
Uhh.. I'll upload photos AFTER the trials.

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Guhhh, I'm sick of my hairrrrrrr.
It's LONG grown outta style & It reminds me of some clumpy mushroom mop thingy. LOL IDK.
I'm getting bored with my full side-fringe. HOLY SHIT CAR ACCIDENT JUST THEN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW ASKJFDHASJDHFL.

*Ahem*

So yeah, I wanted to have a layered bob cut.
Influenced by Vash Zwingli from Hetalia, his blonde asymmetrical short fringe:
[Okay, I DO know that this is just a drawing. ^^; ]
& Hyori's layered bob from 3 years ago:
So like, the shape & layers of Hyori's bob, but replacing her full blunt fringe with a short, asymmetrical wispy fringe. And probably more fluffier 'cause I love fluffy hair.

Oh yes, I want to go blonde.

Or like, an ashy brownish blondey AAAAAA.
But then I like my natural hair colour; brownish blackish. And I've heard negative things about blonde Asians.

So.. IDK LOL.

Anyways, I'm gonna go edit my VOOOI Vow. I've been thinking about it & it's not like Info & Media + Law is the ONLY thing I wanna do.
I'd honestly be happy with any of my top fives in my preference list that constantly changes.
So there. Cut AFTER January 19 2011~
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Oh & here's the funny story I ripped from Yuuba @ dA.

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community.If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Peh to represent them. Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "Neither side would be allowed to talk". The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Peh looked back
at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Peh pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us."
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us."
"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed
me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything.
What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Peh.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f**k off and not one of us is leaving."
"Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed
him that we are staying right here."
"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine!!!"


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See ya in two weeks!

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